Kiss Me

⊆ 12:56 AM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

:)

 

Fire

⊆ 11:16 PM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

Yes play with fire,

You'll burn yourself.

Well,  I just did.

But it's worth the fun.

 

Aqua...

⊆ 1:40 AM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

They say time flies when you're having fun...

But to me, time stops when you're falling in love...

 

JXXXXN

⊆ 10:05 PM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

"I used to be a jerk. But...when you meet somebody special. It makes you don't wanna be a jerk anymore. It actually makes you wanna give everything you got to that one person..."

Guy : Are you heartless?

(Girl shooked her head.)

Guy : How sure are you?

(Girl shrugged...)

Thanks for a great evening...

 

Afraid

⊆ 9:19 PM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

Ever been afraid of knowing the truth?

Well, the truth is, you don't know anything at all! How ironic but true...

 

Funny Shit

⊆ 4:03 AM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

1.Choose from below your favourite show

(a)Gay porn
(b)Korean drama
(c)Lesbian Porn
(d)Female wrestling show

2.Which one of the below is a member of BIGBANG?

(a)T-O-P
(b)Rain
(c)TOP
(d)U-know

3.What is Rain's real name?

(a)Lukas Ridgeston
(b)Jung Ji Hoon
(c)Foo Kang Wei
(d)Kim ll-sung

4.Choose from the below which is not a song from 2PM

(a)again again and again and again
(b)Tetris song
(c)Again and again
(d)Nobody

5.What's the meaning of "난 게이가 오전"

(a)I am gay
(b)I love kim chi
(c)I love beef jerky
(d)I am really gay.seriously

6.In a scene of a drama,the girl is about to leave,she hugged to guy and cried.What do you think will happen after that?

(a)He will kiss her passionately and make her promise not to leave him.The girl will leave for the airport.
(b)The guy will run(yes,run,not driving or taking a cab) to the airport to find her.He will search in the airport for 30 mins but cannot find her because they always turn around before they can meet each other
(c)Gosh she will cry for another 20 mins.
(d)The guy will slap her because he's gay

7.Pick the scene you think is most romantic

(a)A guy and a girl are kissing.Suddenly,it started raining.And they will have umbrella taken out of no where,but they will still get wet even though they have it
(b)A guy piggybacking a girl
(c)Copping a feel on chicks you never met before
(d)a bunch of muscular guy playing rugby

Here's the result if you get most of the Korean-related answers correct(so far the best LMAO).

You're a kore..i mean a gay

You will have a girlfriend who is rather clumsy and stupid but extremely pretty and she will normally has a little brother who is stupid and ugly.You only work in cosmetic or design company,when you get into trouble and you're depressed you will go to shower.You always wear suits,you will give your girlfriend stupid nickname like rockhead or money grabber and everytime when you try to kiss your girlfriend something will happen.You have fast recovery speed,even though you're shot or stabbed or hit you can still go on.However sometimes you may just die with a stab in the back. Your family basically only has 2 options in their life:to hate the girl you're dating or to force her to marry someone she hates.Your girlfriend will be most likely your first love,your childhood friend and she will normally hates you at first.And no matter how rich you are you will always have a dream of opening a kim chi or ramen shop. what can be more gay than a gay.a korean.what can be more gay than a korean?2 Koreans.Just look at their boyband,they have 3 rappers and 3 vocalists to sing 1 song.Now get what i mean?sorry for you dude

If you answer them in a really(and I mean REALLY)gay way.

You're....Rick.God of Gay

What can be more gay than 2 koreans? Rick.His gayness is beyond words to describe.

*who the hell is Rick? Oh well...Watever...

If you pick most of the obviously wrong answers like every typical hypocrite would 

Congrats.you're a real man.

You are a specimen of masculinity,a red blooded man who wants to die as violently as possible,a loser who sucks at losing,the saltiest,hairiest,most rugged guy out there,so manly that even the burliest man on earth looks like a pussy in front of you.Your sweat tastes like whiskey,you get a boner while shopping for gun with your buddy and use that boner as a cup holder.Even Chuck Norris would look like he was having period by standing beside you,that you would simply perform a cock punch on him in a crescent method to get him out of your sight.

But too much of a masculinity may lead you to answering them in a perverted way

A man....but with braces.

Once upon a time,you were a man,as manly and as hairy as other men,but due to environmental factors and peer pressure,your manliness has been sealed away from you.However,no matter how much of a pasty tight pussy you are,there's always a cyclops (most rugged dark creature in Harry Potter Book) waiting to bust out in you.Have faith!

Anyways this quiz creator from Facebook is really creative and I think he's just anti-korean and his misleading facts are somehow seem rather funny to me. Try it if you're a guy. Although it's not 100% correct nor trustable but it provides a good laugh.

 

What a wanker

⊆ 2:50 AM by Aeonleaf | ˜ 0 comments »

There may be a lot of fans, wannabes or immitators of Tina Yuzuki in facebook but...This is just too much...

Dude... seriously, are you that Lack Of Attention?!

What a wanker

You should prolly be off joining the VHEMT

Yes, such idiots do exist...